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Woo-Woo Shit Crystal Canvas Tote Bag — Spiritual Witchy Grocery Shopper Tote

$26.62
Colors: Natural
Size: 15" x 16"
Quantity
30 days return policy.
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About the product
Light, sturdy, and quietly sassy — this cotton canvas tote carries more than groceries. The heavy 12 oz canvas holds its shape while the flat-corner construction keeps contents snug and organized. Long, self-fabric handles with reinforced stitching sit comfortably on the shoulder for market runs, spellwork nights, or city commutes. The design blends gentle occult motifs — crescent moon, crystals, and soft florals — with a wink of irreverence, so the bag reads like a personal talisman and a playful statement. Available in natural or black, with a sewn-in label and solid construction sourced from India.

Product features
- 100% heavy cotton canvas (12 oz) for durability and structure
- Flat-corner construction for a slim, organized interior
- Self-fabric carrying handles with reinforced stitching
- Sewn-in label; blank product sourced from India
- Available in natural and black colors

Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
100% Cotton canvas

100% Cotton canvas

Made from spun fibers that make a very strong and durable fabric

Flat corners

Flat corners

The front and back sides are sewn together without any extra space inside

Carrying handles

Carrying handles

The tote bag has self-fabric handles with reinforced stitching

Country of origin

Country of origin

Blank product sourced from India

Age restrictions

Age restrictions

For adults

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Spot clean; Do not bleach; Line dry; Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron..

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