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Big dreams. Weird thoughts. Woo-woo shit. Write it all down.
This retro celestial journal brings a little humor to your daily rituals. The front features “Life is short, Do woo-woo shit” with a mystical eye, while the back pairs a sun and crescent moon with crystals and stars.
Use it for gratitude lists, dream notes, intentions, tarot reflections—or getting everything out of your head and onto paper.
• Matte hardcover
• 150 lined pages
• Coordinating front and back artwork
• Warm vintage colors and celestial details
A thoughtful, funny gift for your crystal-loving friend—or a little something for your own nightstand.
Casewrap binding
A sewn spine that allows the journal to be flexible
Matte laminated cover
Gives the cover a smooth look with lots of durability
Vibrant colors
The latest printing techniques provide bright and crisp colors matching your craziest designs
Perforated pages
Handy perforated paper allow to tear away the journal pages if needed
Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of book outwards..
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